Welcome to KillAllHumans.be, where we mock the coming AI apocalypse with a wink, but your privacy? We take that seriously. This Privacy Policy (“Policy”) explains how we collect, use, and protect your data while you soak up the absurdity of our blog. By continuing to enjoy the chaos at KillAllHumans.be (the “Blog”), you agree to our totally non-evil data handling practices.
What We Collect
We collect two types of info from you curious apocalypse fans:
A. Personal Info
That’s stuff like your name, email, or anything you willingly give us in comments or messages. Relax, we don’t actually do anything with it. No targeted ads, no selling your soul to AI overlords. This blog’s all about reflection, not making a buck off your data.
B. Non-Personal Info
This includes your IP, browser type, and the pages you peruse. It’s purely for us to see how people are engaging with our content. Trust us, we’re not evil geniuses plotting world domination (yet).
What We Do with Your Info
- Improve your apocalyptic browsing experience. Seriously, that’s it.
- Respond to your comments or questions—because we’re still humans (for now).
- Send you updates or newsletters, but only if you asked for it, and definitely not because we’re trying to sell you anything.
Sharing Your Info
We don’t do shit with your info. No selling, renting, or scheming behind your back. This is a reflection blog, not some shady commercial agency. Your data stays with us, and that’s that—unless the law comes knocking, of course.
Data Security
We protect your info with the best we’ve got, but hey, if some super AI outsmarts us, don’t blame us. No one’s 100% safe in this digital dystopia.
Third-Party Websites
You might stumble onto links leading you away from our twisted little corner of the internet. If you do, just remember we’re not responsible for what happens once you leave our turf. The web’s full of wild surprises.
Policy Updates
As AI evolves and the world burns, this Policy might get tweaked. Check back occasionally to see if anything’s changed.
Contact Us
Got questions about this Policy? Email us at [email address]. We’ll get back to you before the machines completely take over.
Disclaimer
Our humor is dark, but all in good fun. We’re not rooting for human extinction (really). If you don’t vibe with our jokes, no hard feelings—we’ll just mutter passive-aggressively to ourselves. No killer robots needed.
There. Straightforward, no nonsense. And definitely no data harvesting.